Those too-high heels are making you walk a little funny. I worry that you’re going to fall.
Dear Male College Student:
Puh-leeze pull up your britches!!!
Never again! You used to be a pretty decent Chinese meal…not anymore.
Dear Huffington Post:
Thanks for the Superuser status, but I won’t be needing it.
Dear Alabama Voters:
Do you remember in 1985 when Guy Hunt was elected governor? Alabamians were so frustrated with Charlie Graddick and Bill Baxley’s constant fighting that they voted in a Republican for the first time in 113 years. I’m wondering if Gingrich and Romney are causing just as much frustration among Republican voters…and I have to ask, of all the people in America, we’re down to these two as front runners?
Nothing brings out the anonymity in folks better than a political and/or God blog.
Dear Anonymous Commenter:
I hope you don’t find out the hard way that a leopard can’t change his spots.