Two Cent Tuesday looks a lot like
Monday Musings, doesn't it?
Dear Lady in the Wal*Mart Makeup Aisle:
Yes, I’m aware of all the chemicals in makeup, and yes, I use it anyway. I’m much more concerned about all the germs on door handles and shopping carts! Just be glad I didn’t preach to you about all the germy hands that have touched the very products you already have in your cart. And if you’re really worried, stay away from the medicine aisle!
You’re a man with a little power. If you continuously allow certain people to break the rules, then you greatly disrespect those who follow the rules. I’ll venture to say that your lack response to the problem is escalating the situation.
Dear Family Member of a Family Member:
Calm down! My goodness, you’re going to have ulcers soon if you don’t stop taking everything so personally! The world really doesn’t revolve around your beliefs, and if someone has different views, it’s not a personal insult. If you can’t disprove what’s being said, resorting to name calling won’t help, and whining about how offended you are certainly doesn’t garner any respect, especially when you really had no reason to be worked up in the first place.
My word! Put a skirt on with those tights! I just really don’t know what to say!
Have you missed me? I haven’t stopped in for breakfast in six months. I have to say, I’m a little surprised you’re still in business! I’m kinda kidding…but I did have a thing going on with you for many years. I can’t say that I’ve missed you all that much.
Dear Ole Boy♥:
You are very, very good to me, and I appreciate you more than my words can tell you.