I hardly know ye! Who are all these bizarre people making strange noises on your stage?
By the way, dear Grammys:
Some of your nominees don’t play…music…
You ain’t what you used to be.
Dear Real Talent:
You so rarely show your face these days! Please come back!
Dear Rap/Hip Hop Lovers:
I can’t believe these are some of the folks you’ve made rich and famous!
Dear Grammy Lover:
Yes, I am aware that not everyone feels the way I do about today’s song composition. But many do agree with me…
Dear Music Awards Shows:
I haven’t watched a full show since the Red Hot Chili Peppers publicly thanked satan on the MTV awards in 1992.
I really do love you! These days, I usually limit my enjoyment to contemporary Christian, a little country, and 70’s tunes. I’d venture to say the pop/rock and roll music world doesn’t miss me…but considering that true rock and roll recordings died sometime in the early 80’s…I don’t miss them, either.
Come, let us sing unto the Lord: let us make a joyful noise to the rock of our salvation; let us come before His presence with thanksgiving, and make a joyful noise unto Him with psalms. (Psalm 95)