Friday, March 8, 2013

Friday Fiver

 The Friday Fiver is a blast from the past from the AOL Journal days
I still miss that old blogging community called J-Land.

Five Things I Didn't Say
But perhaps should have...

♦There are certain things to which nobody should be subjected, and I feel like you just subjected me to one of them.

♦Your skirt is just too short.   Following you up the stairs was kinda scary.

♦YOU want to complain about the distractions in here?!

♦Yes!  Yes, indeed, your butt does look bigger in that outfit.  You actually put the "out" in fit this time.  (What?   You didn't ask me?  Maybe you should have.   What?   Oh.  No, I didn't consider my own backside.)

♦You've been standing in my doorway talking for an hour, and I still don't know what you mean!


  1. I like the last one, what a waste of an hour of time that you'll never get back :)


  2. These are priceless. I often hold things in because I don't want to offend anyone. Then I am accused of being distant. So I write.

  3. ohhh if you could get in my head on the things i dont would run

  4. Yes, my mother used to say, "You don't have to tell everything you know...or think." Unfortunately...


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