I cannot believe you cut down that tree! I miss Joe.
Dear Lady in Dollar General:
I’ve never seen anyone scared of an ant. I’m kinda that way with spiders, but…not one little ant.
Dear Man in Madison WalMart:
Seriously…did you think you were only going to crop dust? That reverberated all over the pet food section…are you hard of hearing?!
Dear Low Carb:
I haven’t seen you in a little while, and the scales told on me this morning! Lesson relearned…to lean on Jesus and not rely on my own strength.
Dear Great Smoky Mountains:
I do hear you calling my name…I’m plotting and planning to see you again.
Very funny…jamming like that…and on a Monday, too.
You never quite seem to stick around long enough.
Dear Debit Card:
Maybe if I didn’t use you so much, Mr. Paycheck would stick around a little longer, yes?