Middle Age Ain’t All It’s Cracked up to be...I now have trifocals
What are the perks of middle age, anyway? There must be some, or none of us would do it, right? Hitting middle age brings about symptoms called “peri-menopause” (translation: "Men, oh, beware"). Apparently, it is at this phase of our lives “middle age” becomes “middle rage” because our moods can get
According to my
Peri-menopause symptoms include:
Did I mention perks earlier? You can forget certain perks…like your chest. Won’t be any perkiness there, unless you’ve gone the way of silicon, and to be truthful, I have my doubts about perky silicon. And let’s not talk about what the doctors want to do to said perky-less chest. On my first
Men have to deal with these things, too, only they call it Mid-Life Crisis. (I don’t think certain parts of their anatomy are smashed flat in a vice-like contraption, though. They couldn’t handle it anyway; they would
And my eyes!! Three pairs of glasses: bifocals, trifocals and computer glasses, and I still squint! Or, I have to switch out all three pairs for one task! And there are times when no glasses are better than any of the three. I have been known to put on two pairs at the same time…NOT because I was having a senior moment...but because I couldn’t see! And it worked….which led me to the sad realization that it might be time for another vision test.
There are perks to middle age, I know. Benefits that don’t have anything to do with body aches, bladders, weight gain, hot flashes or moods swings, like taking your vacation at any time during the year, not just around school schedules. To be honest, I’ve had it pretty easy compared to horror stories I’ve heard. Besides, if my moods are any worse than they used to be, Ole Boy
Have a great weekend!!