Was I ever wrong!
Two Cent Tuesday’s suggestion to a student was to put a skirt on with those tights. I would like to withdraw that suggestion, and immediately make a much better suggestion.
I was minding my own business this morning, sitting in my car gathering my thoughts before work, when you eye-raped me. I had suggested that you girls wear skirts with your tights, but you have proved to me that PANTS are completely necessary! Or at least wear underwear. It’s 32° out this morning! I really, really do not understand how you couldn’t…feel…something was desperately wrong! Your skirt may have been long enough in the front, but surely you know you got some booty back there…and to be honest, your skirt was still probably long enough…until you put your backpack on, which caught your skirt and rode it up, all the way up, way, way up, to show all of the campus your hiney. Yes, indeedy doody, your booty! While your tights were still black around your thighs, by the time they stretched around your hinder parts, you could see right through them. One word: Breeches!